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- Person: Your music taste is shit.
- Me: Shhh do you hear that?
- Person: Hear what?
- Me: It's the winds of me not giving a fuck
- Me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
- Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
- Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
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